Calling All Aspiring Human Furniture: Meet Noodle, Your Future Feline Overlord (in the Sweetest Way Possible) Alright, buckle up, potential forever-families. You're about to read a bio unlike any other, because frankly, I'm a kitten unlike any other. My name is Noodle. Now, don't let my devastatingly handsome looks fool you – that snuck into the cookie jar face isn't just for show (though it is an accurate representation of my life goals). I’m what they call a looker, with cool coloration and markings that frankly put most supermodels to shame. But beyond the undeniable aesthetics, I’m a professional-grade love bug. Seriously, if affection delivery were an Olympic sport, I'd have a gold medal and probably a sponsorship deal. I’m sweet, I’m quiet (mostly), and my primary goal in life is to absorb all available human attention and petting. My ideal evening involves you petting me endlessly and me purring so loud the neighbors complain. I'm also deeply committed to quality playtime – string, feathers, laser dots, you name it, I'm there. Just be warned, my wrestling skills with my bestie, Soup, are legendary. We’re basically the WWE of the kitten world, but cuter. Here’s the thing about me and mobility: I'm a big fan of being where you are, doing whatever mundane thing you're doing (seriously, watching laundry is peak entertainment). I'll follow you from room to room, a tiny shadow of curiosity. However, and this is crucial, while I will follow, I'd much prefer to be carried. Why use these perfectly good paws when I have perfectly good humans? Think of it as my humble contribution to your daily bicep curl routine. So, if you're ready for a sophisticated, snuggly, and slightly lazy feline companion who's always up for a cuddle, a wrestling match, or simply being toted around like the precious cargo I am, then look no further. My bags (mostly just my dignity and a tiny toy mouse) are packed. Let's make some magic happen. Oh and I am looking for a forever home with my sister-from-another-mister, Soup (KRLA-A-85995). Plus trust me you don’t want just one kitten, I need a homie. Please contact the foster at dangerbea@gmail.com